The demons were planning on having a party one night
They got beer, Jack Daniels, and pretzels, a little red wine, some white
They were celebrating how they crucified Christ on that tree
But Satan, the snake himself, wasn't so at ease
Well, he took his crooked finger
And he dialed the phone by his bed
To call an old faithful friend
Who'd know for sure if He was dead
He said "Grave, grave tell me
Did my plan fail?"
Ole Grave just laughed and said
"Ah man, the dude is dead as nails."
On Friday night, they crucified the Lord at Calvary
But he said, "Don't dread, In three days I'm gonna live again, you'll see!"
When problems try to bury you and make it hard to pray
It may seem like Friday Night, but Sunday's on the way!
A tranquilizer and a horror flick
Could not calm Satan's fear
So Saturday night, he calls up the grave
Scared of what he'd hear
"Hey, grave, what's going on?"
Grave said, "Man look you've called me twice
And I'll tell you one more time boss
The Jew's on ice."
The devil said, " Man grave, do you remember when
Old Lazarus, was in his grave?
You see everything was cool, then four days later
Boom, old Lazarus, he was raised
Now, this Jesus, He is much more trouble
Than anyone has ever been to me
And look, Grave it's got old devil shook
Cause this man said he'll only be dead for three"
On Friday night, they crucified the Lord at Calvary
But he said, "Don't dread, He said in three days
I'm gonna live again, you'll see!"
When problems try to bury you and make it hard to pray
It may seem like Friday Night, but Sunday's on the way!
Sunday morning, Satan woke with a jump
Ready to blow a fuse
He was shaking from the tips of his pointed ears
To the toes of his pointy shoes
He said, "Grave tell me is he alive?
I don't wanna lose my neck"
Grave said "your evilness, maintain your cool
Devil, you are a wreck"
Grave said, "Cool your jets, Big D
My sting is still intact
You see Jesus is dead forever
Take it from the grave brother, He ain't never coming back
So just mellow out man
Just go drink up or shoot up, but
Look, devil just leave old grave alone
And I'll catch you la... la...
Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!
Somebody's messing with the stone!
Well, then the stone was rolled away
And it bounced a time or two
And an angel stepped inside, and said, "Yo I'm Gabriel, who are you?
If you're wondering where the Lord is, at this very hour
I tell ya he's alive and well, with resurrection power!"
On Friday night they crucified the Lord at Calvary
But He said, "Don't dread, He said in three days
You can even count 'em, boys
I'm gonna be kicking again you'll see
When problems try to bury you and make it hard to pray
It may seem like Friday Night, but I say Sunday
I'm here to tell you Sunday
The devil hates Sunday
Because Jesus rose from the grave on a Sunday morning
I tell you Sunday is here to stay!
Suggested by Stefanie